Seven Samurai
Unknown, Friday, July 24, 2009Seven Samurai. Akira Kurosawa. Three and a half hours with an old-school intermission inbetween acts. Samurai movies are a dicey bunch usually. Talky most of the time, morality plays about duty and honor, while we confuse them for Westerns and steal from them blind appropriating their history, telescoping their myths into a 20 year window that we call the Old West. The chanbara films depict hundreds of years of lore but the best of the bunch were made early, by Akira Kurosawa before he became the legendary film-maker, revered by George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola, and spent the last years of his life struggling for funding. Last Man Standing, Magnificent Seven, even Pixar's A Bug's Life has stolen from this film. The plot is simple: Japanese villagers are struggling with a bandit problem, they hire samurai to help them and the samurai teach them how to defend themselves, as one way of life gives way to another.
But Seven Samurai is a masterpiece alright. So many of its scenes have been re-shot, roles recasted, set-pieces stolen, whole swaths of film redone to suit modern audiences over and over again, even Kurosawa couldn't help himself later on in life with Kagemusha and Ran, two films highly indebted to his first films. Still, the original holds true despite it all. It's wrily funny, not bogged down with the sort of cultural asides that generally need asterisks at the bottom of a page, and entertaining as hell. What more could you ask for.
Tales of the Wizard World -1
Unknown, Wednesday, March 18, 2009This was Wizard's third year at the Los Angeles Convention Center but you would be forgiven thinking it was their first.
I arrived an hour early on the first day and was directed up stairs to stand in a line by an ill informed volunteer. This is standard at all conventions. They are hungry for warm bodies to deflect the wrath of attendees. Twenty minutes later the the loud mouthed barrel on legs in charge of the staff vociferously told my wife and I we we're in the wrong line and sent us back down stairs.
Of course there were three lines down stairs. One was for people who'd already been up stairs and registered. Running parallel was a line for people waiting to go upstairs to register. The third line was for people who hadn't preregistered doing same day purchase and registration. Of course no one knew which line was which. Leaving my wife in what I thought was the correct line I ventured to find out where we should be. Five minutes later there was a great shuffling of bodies as my inquiry made many realize they were in the wrong line.
Five minutes after that Loud Mouth came down to sort out who got to go upstairs next. Not us of course we were split into a fourth line to keep the registration line from going out the door. He then proceeded to take 4/5th of the line up stairs leaving a bewildered group wondering what was going on . Ten minutes later he came back for my group which set off complaints from those left behind. Once that was straightened out we were on our way to registration.
Thirty minutes later we reach the front of the line. The tickets had been purchased under my wife name so she had to show her ID the register noted that she was who she said she was in a lap top computer handed us a copy of Hulk #1 for each adult pass told us to take as many badge holders as we needed from the box on the counter and sent us on our way. No programs, no updates, no goody bags. Those familiar with conventions know these things are customary to show gratitude to the attendee and to let them know what is happening at the show and what changes have been made. I found out later why they were reluctant to hand out their programs but thats a story for later.
The real kicker was that the security guards were handing out badge holders at the door for people who didn't wait in line to register!?!?!?!
On Bizarro World they nod their heads in bewilderment at how Wizard World is run. Please return for further Tales of the Wizard World.
To be continued
-CJ
Who are the people in your neighbor hood?
Unknown, Saturday, March 14, 2009Met a number of new people at LA Wizard Con Friday.
Artist/Writer Dirk Strangely who has a panache for the odd and macabre:
Artist and all around jolly good fellow David Malki pervayer of guffaws and satires
Allen Drinkwater, a rabid Star Wars fan with a tauntaun size bone to pick with Mr. Lucas, put his frustration to prose and called it Victory!.
Vivacious costumer Mandie with the power to create a costume over night and modesty not to brag. By day Mandie with her cohorts, the wonder siblings Jennifer and Jessica, seek to design the most awesome of video games at Triple G! (GIRLS GOT GAME!)
Artist/Writer of the greatly successful Online Comic 'Seldon' Dave Kellett. Personally introduced to me my 'daughter' Wildelf Girl -
I have made tentative agreements to interview these fine citizens of the fan community. I be posting the interviews arrangements are completed.
Please follow the links to their sites. Each is fascinating in their own right and I'll endeavor to help you understand what drew me to their work.
-CJ
My New Best Friend
Unknown, Thursday, August 28, 2008It's my new netbook, a small laptop built by ASUS, the EEEPC 900, and it can surf the net wirelessly or write a report but more importantly it goes wherever I go. It comes with Linux preinstalled, a light version of Xandros Linux which can easily be converted to a full Windows-like format. I have Skype, an all-in-one Messenger compatible with Google, Yahoo and MSN, Mozilla Firefox is standard, it comes with a full version of Open Office which is fully compatible with Microsoft Office and a small smattering of games. I can install Windows XP if I like but I won't, though.
Drawbacks? The key board is substandard with little space between them, the screen is only about 10 inches wide, and the battery life is about 4 hours, but the positives far outweigh the negatives. Number one positive? For about the price of a month and a half's worth of gas, I can replace my bulky and heavy laptop, with one the size of a hard back book, and fly.
BfHerbie
Unknown, Tuesday, July 15, 2008
A little explanation about my nickname, there will be an exam later. My name is none of your business. I am a recovering nerd, geek, space-cadet, of the sort that used to play Dungeons and Dragons, collect comic books, and go to Rennaissance Fairs in character. I am not ashamed of my past. I still partake of certain comic book conventions; the only important one that gathers every year in San Diego, I watch Summer blockbuster movies without a hint of irony, and I like big-haired anime. I love Hong Kong movies, too. I have two kids who play video games. I have no qualms about sharing my interests with them. The Nerd Revolution was not only televised, we all own the 5 disc box set with the director's commentary.
It's a real vindication for my me and homies who rolled through the barren wasteland, taking the abuse from the preppies and the mods, the cha-chas and gangsters, the pocket-protectors in hand. We graduated, went to school, grew up and took over. We built the iPhone, created the Web, invented Windows Vista, shot the Matrix, built Narnia, and crash landed on Lost island.
I'd like to say I've grown up. I have greater responsibilities and I no longer immerse myself blindly in imaginary worlds. Yet, there is still a great part of me that can't forget where I've been and that's why my nickname is Herbie: B(big), f(fat), Herbie (Popnecker) who is a parody super-hero comic from the 1950's. He's ridiculous and so am I. It keeps me grounded.
Polish Power
Unknown, Saturday, June 28, 2008
Just finished another book in Duane Swierczynski's ouvre, roman noir updated for the post-internet age. It's called Severance Package, to go along with the book I finished last week which was The Blonde, and I've got to say: as trashy, black-hearted fun, I haven't been into an author like this since I "discovered" Andrew Vachss for myself. If that doesn't mean anything to you well, I'm sorry let me break it down. Take a little film noir, a little tragicomedy, and a whole lot of the old ultra-violence. Some of it shreds credulity to bits, but hey I'm not too particular for fun Summer reading.
The Blonde is about a guy who gets poisoned in an airport bar by the titular blonde and then needs to help her stay alive amidst high-tech espionage and non-stop action. Severance Package is about a guy who works for a high-stakes financial firm who gets called in for work one Saturday and finds out that the firm is actually an black-ops intelligence front but that the operation has been closed and all involved have been ordered eliminated. It's high concept, but not high camp, and Swierczynski pulls it off.
Next step for me? I'm reading the Wheelman.
Wicked
Unknown, Thursday, June 19, 2008
I'm still dragging from the great night I had, a night I'd been planning with my girlfriend J. for awhile now (it was her birthday the night before) and I'm still having the music running through my head.
We saw Wicked (how very upscale), and while I don't usually like big production number musicals I did like Wicked. Yeah, I guess it was the witty digs at the political establishment and the humorous bits between the showstoppers. There was a bit of Disneyland to the staging, the dragon breathing fire above the actors a bit much, but the shadows of the original stars Chenowith and Menzel were still present despite lesser talents in the L.A. production at the Pantages. I usually hate the Pantages for its big musical histrionics, but this was a musical for the age after excess, controlled yet wooly I would say, and it was in the end: just great. Cool songs that I could sing in the shower to. A bit of snarky commentary at the political and musical establishment and overall another beautiful night amongst many others for me and my girl.








